TriGreyhound has decided to start a round of the sick and twisted game "Two Truths and a Lie." Used as an ice-breaker/team building exercise at many functions, he sees it as a fun opportunity to shut down the entire World Wide Web (a monumental task, if I may say so). Since I made a guess at his, I'll keep my end of the bargain and post mine.
1. My wife and I met on October 9th, got engaged on October 10th, and married October 11th
2. I was shot by a good friend when I was 17 years old.
3. A young Michael Jackson zipped up my brother's pants while on an airplane travelling from Georgia to California.
There you go. A bit more challenging than Greyhound's, as the internet is unlikely to provide much assistance. You'll have to work this one out on your own (or know me).