Header Help

At the risk of posting something as thin as others have posted, I need some help. Help of the creative and artistic type. For this blog.

Notice that header at the top. You know, the boring one with a title and brief description of why I started this blog. BORING! It is something I want to resolve, but just can't seem to fix. Mostly, it's because I'm completely devoid of creative thought when it comes to artistic endeavors. Talking, that I have down. Artsy stuff, nada, zero, zip, zilch.

So, if there is anyone with the ability, inclination, and willingness to help out, please let me know. I have some pictures, and an idea. Now, I just need to figure out how to actually put the pieces together.